It was early and the boys had just polished off another Wearmouth dinner. We were stood waiting for the lift to arrive to take us to third floor, and Johnno was accompanying us. We got into the lift, about 6 of us and Johnno was left with this other guy, unable to get in or the lift would sound its ‘too heavy’ noise… Anyway, we’re all stood there in the lift facing Johnno when he just blurts “uuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” with a serious expression on his face. The doors finally shut and everybody just cried and screamed. He must have heard us, what did people think…