John returned to the corridor one afternoon. He passed Rob’s (Boob) door and the adjacent bathroom door when he heard ‘John, John I’m in here….Help!’ John thought that Boob was up to tricks in his bedroom, so he went in, couldn’t see anything so turned around and walked out. As he’s leaving his room, he sees Boob’s face at the vent at the bottom of the bathroom door!!

Basically, Boob had gone to wash his £1000 hair and some monkey had removed the door handle!! Anyway John had nothing to get the door open with and had to wait until Johnnie came back with his Swiss army knife…..1/2 hour later!