Agreed it was harsh but the weekend Simon’s girlfriend came up to visit him, we made it as hellish as possible. I don’t know why….we must have been very bored at the time but it seemed like a good idea at the time! As they were enjoying “pillow-talk” the boys set about covering his door with toilet roll – hanging from his door frame it resembled those coloured strips of material you used to hang from the door in summer to keep the flies IN! You know – the ones you used to maypole around in your mum’s high heels! Haha

Then, out came the huge street cone that randomly appeared in the corridor one night. It took 3 of us to pick it up and put it against Simon’s door like a megaphone then John took over…”Boooorrrrrrrpppppp!” The noise was immense and the vibrations alone must have been enough to cause an earthquake in Stavanger, Norway….all the Beamer alarms would have been going off!!!

Surprisingly, Simon became rather vicious and peeved that his night was childishly being ruined! The fury in his face was for all to see and it took 4 people to keep the door shut as he charged at it like a bull from Pamplona!! After avoiding the corridor for most of the night, the boys managed to sneak back to their rooms without losing any limbs! Sorry Simon!