John and Neil were sat eating tea in the second year, glancing over car brochures. Brian arrived back in the house, made his way down to the kitchen, opened his cupboard door, reached for his jar of exclusive ‘carte-noire’ coffee before finding that someone had filled it with water. The contents resembled crude oil as he bellowed ‘what the fup’ and threw it into the sink. Poor Brian, we never did find out who performed the deed, but it was a nugget…!