Well Andy had just had a very long and enjoyable summer after working full-time for a year. Although looking forward to the social aspects of returning to university he wasn’t relishing returning to coursework. Anyway Andy had agreed to the house without seeing it – an approval from John was enough. After a 2 hour drive Andy arrived on ‘Afghan Terrace’ and was shown to his room. Now to say the room resembled a fridge would be unfair, because I’ve seen larger and warmer fridges. Anyway Andy was greeted by a glossy photo of himself with his pants round his ankles…thanks John! As you do Andy inspected the room starting with the metal shutter over the window. However, upon pressing the button the shutter made an almighty racket, moved one inch and then got stuck…perfect! Next was the sink – a luxury! Running water? Of course but the cold water tap was louder than the bloody shutter as all the water pipes running throughout the house began to rattle and bang! Turning the light on to inspect further, Andy soon found his scalp burning – he looked up only to find a 3,000 watt bulb strategically placed 2 inches above his head…£23.50 a week!
