Now lets get one thing straight. If you eat poor food and have an unbalanced diet, then you can expect bad things, we all know that. But for a Pharmacy student destined for a first-class degree, it should go without question that he or she should know a thing or two about diet. Enter Stuckey. Good old Matthew Stuckey. Every night, without fail, he’d make good use of the space available on the rusty baking tray, loading it with chips and waffles, reconstituted burgers (may contain nuts…or eye lids) or a tesco’s value quiche. Afterwards he’d sweeten his palette with a packet of skips and a Spira whilst slumped on the brown settee, dabbling in Old Trafford philosophy. Andy and John even returned to the house one day to discover a quarter eaten Lyon’s sponge cake just lounging on the kitchen worktop. Is he still alive or did he have a heart attack yesterday? Only one man knows; Matt Stuckey, so get in touch before it’s too late!
