Not a fascinating story but somehow, through his royal powers, the great king himself managed to obtain a copy of the Yorkshire Post every Monday morning, (this was in addition to his weekly package from Mummy Villas!) so he could track the progress of his beloved rugby team; Leeds Rhinoceroses. Where did the paper come from? Was it some sort of contractual agreement with Ash Mahmood? How did it arrive at number 13 in the Gaza Strip from Yorkshire, that’s miles away! Only one man knows; King Villas II, so email him at King.Villas@Leeds-Pharmacy.com and entitle the email “All-over body shaves”.
