Every week at 13 Hylton Road there was one day when you couldn't get out of the front door. Even after surviving the over-flowing bin in the kitchen, Matt's glove strategically placed on the top of the stairs to trip you up and the 18 packed bin liners at the foot of the stairs, there was a huge white package wedged behind the door preventing exit.
"What? What's this?" It would be turned over to see, in big capital letters, the name of "Neil Mowbray". Apparently this was his weekly package from mummy villas but what was in it? Of course there was the traditional "Egg-chasing daily" news which Neil would peruse excitedly as he munched on his Matzos Crackers, but what else could make it so bulky? After further investigation we decided to analyse Villas' Jewish faith and to our surprise it provided us with many answers.
Being very mature and hairy, it was Villas' daily routine to have an all-over body shave and so mummy Villas packed razors and shaving cream. On top of this, in order to reaffirm his faith, there was some black hair dye, a fresh supply of Jewish Matzos biscuits and readings from the Kuran...
It became known, strangely, as "Villas' Weekly Jewish Package"
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