It is impossible for anyone to try and understand what this guy was all about until you actually met him. Cruel maybe but try and imagine a combination of a sloth, a cow with CJD and a doped up monkey after consuming a big bag of weed - got it? Then multiply by ten!!

It was a Monday night out at the Palace but for some reason John, Brian and Andy stayed at home whilst Johnno went out with the rest of the corridor. On arriving home everybody crashed in Brian's room except John, who was nicely tucked up in bed. Andy Strachan started playing with Brian's razor and asked Johnno if he could shave his eyebrows off..."OK then". Not missing his chance, Strachan was soon taking chunks out of his left eyebrow whilst others were offering supportive encouragement..."wow, you look like David Beckham!". Soon the whole eyebrow was gone, it was then promptly finished off with a Bic razor! Johnno requested a mirror and his reflection must have sobered him up..."You bastards, you've shaved my eyebrow off!!". The corridor was in tears, John even got out of bed to see what was going on. The night became more memorable as Johnno raged about between the corridors shouting about his eyebrows, his towel, his phone and his money. At one point there were people taken hostage in his room!
Eventually Johnno had to shave the other eyebrow off and just to put the finishing touches to it, the next day he shaved his head...the dick.