Artimus Crisis yummy yummy and i'll eat them all up gobbldy gobbldy with the flies on my web - delicious!Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...... I do enjoy my job mind, I just crawl around on this web page all day making sure everyone is behaving and downloading all of Artimus Crisis' music like good boys and girls. If they don't then I pay them a visit and ooomph gobbldy gobbldy - they are gone - eaten up with all of my worst flies that I ever collected in my life as a web-spider. I can't believe you found me to be honest. Not many people come to this page. I do get lonely sometimes. Just crawling around on this page. But then I just remind myself of the fabulous music that Artimus Crisis play and it fills me with joy and I just keep on crawlin'. I am hoping that one day they will dedicate a song to me. The Who wrote a song about me once, back when I was touring with them in the late 60s. Great times. Of course I wasn't a web-spider then. I was more of a tour-bus spider. Just crawling around the tour bus making sure the groupies were all over-age. If they weren't then there was trouble. Oooooh i'd get angry i would and gobbldy gobbldy....Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... little Florence Jones never came home that night. Unfortunately I fell out with the band and that is why they wrote the song about me. It involves my death which they longed for.....I then took time out and became a studio-spider - helping to add all those scratchy sounds to records. Then years later I went back on the road again with the Smashing Pumpkins which was cool. Of course when they disbanded I thought I was out of a job. But luckily the Artimus boys took me on their wings and re-launched my career.....and here I am. How exciting. Gobbldy gobbldy........... Now click here. See you again soon. Byeeeeeeeeeeeee.