Cheesy places for cheesy people

I live near a shitty little market town called barnstaple and it sucks. the reason why it sucks is because there is no nightlife well there is nightlife but it is well lame unless you are a kev or some kind of krappy trendy cheese lover. the purpose of this site is to tell everyone how shit barnstaple is and why they should never go there most of my friends live in south molton so they think barnstaple is really good but it isn't it sucks more than south molton could ever suck

there is another shitty place in barnstaple called chargo rock but i have never been in to the shit hole because they have a dress code and i think places that have dress codes suck. it is the shittest place in barnstaple because it is for  ugly 30 year olds and ugly 30 year olds suck so whatever you do don't go to chargo rock.

the golden lion tap sucks because everyone who goes there is either a trendy kev or a cheesy freak the staff suck and so do the bouncers. everytime i go there either i get thrown out or one of my friends gets thrown out and i would just like to say to the bouncers that you are a bunch of inbreed pig fuckers and i hope you all die in a very painful way. the name of my friend who made me go last week was nigel carter fuck you nigel i am never going to barnstaple again because it sucks.

rockabillys also sucks i can't decide if this place sucks more than the golden lion tap but it sucks the bouncers sucks especially the big fat one he is very shit and the guy who owns the place is very shit too. the type of people who go there are the usual trendy cheesy kevs who go out in barnstaple. rockabillys is like some kind of country and western place i have only been there twice not because i wanted to go there but because my shitty friends blagged me to go i hated every moment of it.