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New Feature : see colinadress

See the latest addition to the cumbria pervert (the non dangerous sense of the word) brigade. Is it a bird?, is it a plane? ……. No, its some ugly bloke in a dress. (sorry col)

 

News : douginadress in legal action

 

It has come to light that a rival website to douginadress, named jonnyandfriends has been opened, this of course is pure plagurisation where all contents is entirely fictional and any likeness to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

 

I feel it is my duty to clear up this situation. The performance for which this ‘dressing up’ occurred was for charitable reasons. I new immediately afterwards that it was wrong but it felt so right! do you deny a boy some pleasure in his life!

 

February 2003 : since douginadress revealed his true self to a select few friends douginadress has had a rough time. He had never intended to tell his parents but an inadvertent slip by Colin Rae (who shall for legal reasons remain nameless) the news has spread and has led to demands of an explanation. His lawyers have issued the following statement :

 

Douginadress would like to apologise to his parents and indeed all of his family as he understands this could affect their standing in the local community. He has however demanded that they accept him for who he is and would like them to think of him as the daughter they never had. He was however unable to fathom an explanation for the other rumour regarding his severe sexual perversions related to goats.

 

In recent months the now legendary (…… well amongst himself and favoured goat brian) cult figure douginadress has used his new found fame to put himself about a bit, see gallery for photos, including new photo from anti war march.

 

Rumour has it that in a change of suit, a recent foray into the daunting world of heterosexuality proved all to brief after it is believe he attempted the popcorn carton trick (an artists impression of this act has been commissioned).

 

The world however is still a terrible place for people like douginadress who suffer both outer and inner torment for confronting their true self. In an attempt to help these poor desperate people a reworked charity single ‘knockin’ on genders door’ is planned and a comic relief benefit gig is set to go ahead. see lyrics to ‘knockin’ on genders door’ here