Worship us, and worship us now.
This sacred work of art you see on your screen right here right now would not have existed had it not been for the hard work and sweat and blood, tears and semen 1 of:
Cat, who is a twenty-something Commodities Trader. When she's not screeching down telephones at brokers, Cat likes to slack off and write (especially on company time). Some of you may have endured her appallingly gloomy little ficlets at fanfiction.net written under her rather dubious screen name of Incitata. She has some of her work on display right here.
Cat has been sorted into Slytherin by every virtual sorting hat on the web and she is rather proud of this fact.
Our site is still under construction. That of course is Cat's fault, for not knowing a thing about HTML and being so stupidly and outrageously ambitious as to try and build a website from scratch. When she decided one rainy Sunday afternoon to create this game and build a website, her long suffering other half shrieked "No! Don't do it!" but as usual she ignored him and did it anyway.
AK is the result of her obstinacy. She is currently the Gamemaster of all she surveys, which includes some unreal estate near Hogwarts and Hogsmeade.
Tariq who is a just-under-twenty-nothing semi-free Computer Science undergraduate who's between school terms (and colleges) right now. He has had experience dealing with lunatics -- and AK is full of them -- ever since high school (or secondary school, as they call it in former British Colonies) and college, where insanity knows some bounds, but in all ridiculous, way out there numbers.
For some perverse reason, he has a liking for Rubeus Hagrid, and the one Sorting Hat / Eightball thingy he has actually tested put him in Gryffindor. His SO likes that, since she finds his gallantry excessive, over the top, done without regard to his own personal safety, sanity and/or clean underwear, and thus absolutely charming.
By the way, he's writing this. He also remodelled the website majorly after a semi-panicky Cat brought up her little disaster, adding and revamping bits and pieces of the Ministry of Magic. He is also the silly doody head who is responsible for the currently blasphemious Technocrat Heresy, and plays Jacob Weissman, heretic extraordinaire.
He also made some of the title pictures-- especially some of the ones in this page and in Diagon Alley.
He is also responsible for another travesty on the web -- his weblog, or blog, for short. This one's newer, since his old homepage was taken down by Crosswinds in a routine dead-weight cleanup process thing. Ah well.
The parchment background used on these pages was designed by Anne G Shelton and the bricks came from Dewittindustries. We have no idea where the other graphics came from. If they're yours please mail Cat and you will recieve the credit you deserve. This page really isn't complete without the knowledge that everyone got what they deserved. For Cat and the rest of the people who contributed to AK, accolades and gifts of gold, milk and honey. For Tariq, some cat food. He could use some right now.
What are you looking at?