Thanks Eddie,
now......... p**s off!
(the story of a political new age traveller)
We at
FreeCorby have had so many comments on this story we have
added a QuickLinks to this page - thanks Eddie.
Ummm, bet you never thought you were so, err, popular?
.
.......and the public says!
Seems
Cllr Eddie Gordon, Vice Chair Resources and Regeneration
Committee
has a new challenge ahead of him.
Namely - to find out just
who stitched
him up.
We hear that Cllr Gordon
has been
deselected by his
Kingswood Labour Party branch, of which he is Chair.
Perhaps we at
FreeCorby can help Eddie in his quest.
Perhaps his fellow councillors
Willie (I want to be leader)
Smith 
or
Maureen (my John's on £28k a year) Forshaw
just may be the ones he is looking for.
We have printed their pictures to help steady Eddie in his quest.
After all,
not all councillors attend the meetings they
are supposed to (and get paid to) attend.
Some councillors may
not even recognize the others it's
been so long since some attended meetings.
TIP:
A little tip Eddie, don't throw darts at the screen,
print the pictures out first !!!!!
Oh, and who did Eddie get beat by?
Well, none other than that ordinary member of the public
Brian Massie.
(click
here for details)
Well Eddie, take comfort in the fact you were beat by someone with
a
MUCH HIGHER
intellectual capacity than yourself
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Latest News ++ ++
Looks like steady Eddie has decided to pitch
his tent
in another part of town.
Our informant tells us that Eddie has decided to try
to get the nomination
in Shire Lodge Ward.
Wonder how Shire Lodge feel
about the
prospect of having a
Kingswood reject
as their councillor
Now we know
Shire Lodge Reject too!!!!!
where to next Eddie?
will there be a welcome in the
Hillside?
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Well, it's true
Fast Eddie is NOW a Hillside candidate
or, as one leading Labour Party councillor said
'Eddie will be an imposition on Hillside'
(thanks Willie)
'out of the mouths of babies.........
..........and the simple minded'
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Comments from the public..........
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Hi Friends
So, fast Eddie Gordon is now zombing towards Shire
Lodge. Does this asylum seeker now intend to
seek nomination for Shire Lodge Ward, after being
rejected by the Kingswood Labour Party
Ward Members, who democratically chose, instead, to nominate the charismatic
Brian Massie.
Have the electorate on Shire Lodge been alerted to this asylum
seekers quest ?.
Yours
(name supplied)
FreeCorby comment
FreeCorby would like to apologize to the
contributor of the above letter
The word 'zombing' was thought to be a mis-spelling we edited it to 'zooming'
- we have now
had time to look in the dictionary (after being emailed by a friend) and
corrected our mistake
................................... Thanks 'D' YOU were right!!!!!!!!!!!!
From The Chambers Word Online dictionary
zombi noun (zombies or zombis)
1 derog, colloq - a slow-moving, stupid, unresponsive or apathetic person.
2 a corpse brought to life again by magic.
err............................. need we say more?
.............................................but we will ;-)
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Perhaps Speilberg will remake the 'Man who shot Liberty Valence' as
the 'Man who shot Fast Eddie'
Shame we all know who did it, the question is - does Eddie,
and will he take his posse over to Kingswood to 'git the varmints'?
Eddie, as you once said - 'hindsight is not an exact science'.
All cliché'd out now, Eddie?
(name supplied)
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Twas so funny - I laughed till i fell off my seat!!!
What a come down for Eddie Gordon - to be replaced by Brian Massie!!!
Te he!
(name supplied)
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Eddie coming to Shire Lodge Ward?
Right, who do I have to sleep with to get out of this place?
Miss (name supplied) - Shire Lodge Resident
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Hillside was alive with the sound of music, Well that was until it
was discovered that
Fast Eddie Gordon, asylum seeker, was spotted on Hillside, bobbing
along , singing his song .
Show me the way to go home, Or was it home , home on the range
(name supplied) - Hillside Resident
FreeCorby comment
Well, the Borough Council nominations are in for
Hillside.
Fast Eddie - Kingswood reject - Shire Lodge reject
(what, Fast Eddie couldn't even get his AEEU union
mate, George Crawley, to get the votes in)
Now he has parked his beat-up caravan on the outskirts of Safeway...........
Well, what's the old saying - "where there's no sense there's no shame!!"
BTW - is there anyone standing for election, except for the LIBDEM candidate,
who actually LIVES in the place?
Will all our councillors have to organize 'caravanserai' to sort residents
problems out?
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From FreeCorby
Hi Eddie (Willie reads this to ............. peek-a-boo Willie!!!!!!!!!)
Are you still wondering who stitched you up?
Well, we all know
Perhaps a clue to help Fast Eddie..................
In addition to the 'usual suspects...................'
Look at the nomination papers of your excellent replacement,
Brian (my brain is as big as a planet) Massie, it could just help the
penny to drop
What, still no sound ringing in your ears Eddie?
HELLO................
Another clue?
HEY EDDIE - JOHN FORSHAW signed the papers.
Still not got it, Eddie?
Look, just email us and we will tell you !
( uughhhhhh lets see now......... Thesaurus....................
THICK - 'not thin' broad, , , deep, fat, solid, substantial,
wide close, , , , , compact, , , , , , , deep, dense, heavy, , , , abundant,
, , , , , , , , , , covered, , , , , full, numerous, , , , , , , ,
, , , dense, , (Inf.), , (Sl.), dull, , , , , , ,
slow, , , stupid, , dense, heavy)
Well Maureen all we can say is, after Fast Eddie and IF you get
elected
Brian sure will make YOU look a MODEL of brilliance.
Ummm - on second thoughts, perhaps we should
check the thesaurus again!
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Eddie, Hillside is that place just to the right of the road to the Labour
Club,
or behind you if you turn the other way from Patrick Road :-)
(this has been a public, public service announcement)
(name supplied)
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PLEASE LABOUR PARTY.
Can't we PLEASE have Brian Massie,
we're desperate!!!!!!!
(name supplied) - Hillside (ex-Kingswood) resident
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Doohhhhh
Eddie Simpson
(FreeCorby cannot verify the identity of this individual)
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Bark, woof, woof,woof, howl
he he he he he he he he
Hamish
(supplied to us through an interpreter - FreeCorby cannot verify
the identity of this individual -
the interpreter assured us that his canine friend did, indeed, make this
comment)
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