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Get Something Other Than Football Humour At The Schmews!
A perverted sicko almost destroyed his marriage on Saturday after creaming in his jeans during the intro to ITV's The Premiership ...
Inamoto Claims Success Down To Sporties And Lucozade
Fulham's Junichi Inamoto reveals the dietary changes that have seen him be able to kick a ball in a straight line for the first time in years...
ITS A FOG Editor To Remove The Word Fuck From Website
After stupidly putting his website address on his CV, the ITS A FOG Editor now threatens to compromise journalistic integrity with the need to get a "proper fucking job."
Barry Davies Unveils New Pronounciation of Solskjaer
TV pundit and mangle mouth Barry Davies will launch a new version of the Man Utd striker's surname on Sept 1st, in a move that has angered Motty and the rest of the gang...
Guy Gets Bored With Fantasy League After Two Weeks
An un-named guy has given up on his fantasy team after a fortnight because he doesn't have the time or the tactical nous to win any prizes...
Man Tips Wayne Rooney For Greatness...
A pub bore has tipped Everton 'star' Wayne Rooney to have a big season, despite never seeing him play or having know idea what he looks like...
Seventeen Division One Clubs Bankrupt At Half Time...
The spillage of a lamb pie has disastrous consequences for Burnley, but Watford are saved by a lucky discovery...
New: Shamefully Wayward Premiership Predictions!
As the season gets nearer and your arse goes all tingly, ITS A FOG weighs in with its 'Shamefully Wayward Premiership Predictions'. Read here how a group of no-hopers think YOUR team will do this year. Unless you support a nationwide team...
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Football! Humour! If Football Humour's your religion, then ITS A FOG's you God...
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Its A FOG takes a look at those weird 'sports' that aren't football. US Golfers Vow To Pull Out Of Reality... The likelihood of a war in Iraq takes its toll on the sanity of Woods and Mickleson... Pakistanis Pull Out Of Pakistan... Australian security warning leads to mass exodous... White Guy Wins 100m Sprint... ITS A FOG wonders whether it could happen in heavy weight boxing... Aussie Swimmer Actually A Seal... Ian Thorpe's large feet are back flippers say Games Officials...
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Bowyer 'Disappointed' By England Call Up!
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Andy Cole Buys Barn Door!
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ITS A FOG Appears On Google While Editor Is On Holiday!
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There Is More Than One Michael Owen!
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David May Less Fit Than Average Man!
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Rumours in the style of your favourite tabloids...
Which Ex-England captain and Newcastle striker was spotted earning a few bob cleaning car windscreens with a sponge at the traffic lights new Euston station? The 3pm Boys know, but they can't tell you...
Silly Idiot:
Patrick Viera:
How can anyone be too tired for a ninety minute kickabout?...
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