Part of me, we'll call this part Bingo, thinks that I should apply for the new bingo callers job, then, if I get it, do it for 6 months whilst saving the extra money and then move to Rotherham with a bit of finacial back up in my bank balance. Then another part of me, named bingo online, thinks that if I go for this job (and I get it) that I'll end up staying as they constantly up my bingo winnings in order to get me to stay whilst I watch my dreams fade away to false calls, but being OK with that because I'd always have something to moan about. A third part of me (free bingo) thinks I should fuck my current job up the ass and head down to Scunthorpe, like, tomorrow. Then there's Kelly. Kelly thinks I should just go about my life, not worrying about such things because "everything (including being trapped in a burning building and joining cults) turns out all right in the end". There's also Donna, who just wants to dress up like a bingo lady and drink lots. Dylan was away for this season decision. What's a hooer to do?
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