Future Operations

We can only disclose information on out of date future operations in this country as the region is in so much snow at the moment.

RUSSIA

OPERATION BUTTE,MONTANA: The infiltration of the North Ural Floor Technician Convention is to take place on [REMOVED] June, [REMOVED] but allegedly the Frankenheimer operatives found that Joe Frankenheimer was already head of said organisation and was pulling the strings in such a way as to precipitate the collapse of Chinese Communism.
OPERATION COUNTRY ALBUM: The name obviously suggests a link to the sausage theory of Earth topology however this is merely a cunning ploy. Operation Country Album aims to use the Glasgow Commune Infiltration to our benefit by establishing trade links between the now enemy north with European Russia. The Russian enemy will then try to infiltrate the new Communes in Kursk, Moscow and St. Petersburg coming into violent contact with a set of Joe Frankenheimer trained deadly assassins and various mean booby traps.

OPERATION ELANGUESCO: Professor Rosencreutz's results must not go unexplained. Therefore, the Ones have decided that Joe Frankenheimer ought to investigate the findings of various governmental institutions. Recent news of a sealion adoption has been shown to be of no relevance to this operation.

OPERATION MEDIOCRITA: This operation aims to pull all schoolchild intelligence down to the lowest common denominator, in order to prevent the education of future revolutionary agents. There are rumors that this has already been carried out and that the results of MEDIOCRITA are plain to see.

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