The background colour is arsehole, apparently. Best not ask. What follows is as sane as a fish in a privet bush.

You shouldn't be able to see this. If you do discover it, it's nothing special and you don't get a prize. Sorry, but that's life. You get your hopes up then it all turns into a pile of poo. It could be worse, your bum might drop off...

Or you might have your genitals boiled. Which is worse? I don't care, I just can't work out how to put a space here, so you get invisible writing.
***Update: Albums and singles are now divided! Plus there's been a few reviews added since the last update. Public Service Broadcast #2 and #3 reviews in the Public Service Broadcast section. Plus everything else has been updated in a few ways here and there. It's still shit, mind!***
Welcome to Calculated Risks, my attempt at a Jetplane Landing fansite! I'm sorry, but my html is limited to what's here, because the booklet I got from back in 6th Form telling me more has been lost forever in my room somewhere. So this is all made by cutting and pasting from what I managed at 6th Form (an old F1 site that still exists on a hard drive somewhere). Oh, and I don't know how to change fonts, so you're stuck with Times New Roman. Sorry. And I know the colours are horrific, but I like it that way!
Throughout this site you'll find a variety of Jetplane related stuff: News, tour dates and reviews (CD and gig). Plus there's reviews of other music (including the Public Service Broadcast compilations) in the form of album/mini-album and singles/E.P. sections, plus the odd link or two.
Should anyone wish to e-mail me, use: lord_of_silliness@yahoo.co.uk ---------- No spam (unless it's in a tin) or pornography, please.
Public Service Broadcast Index
Some Sites of Interest (or not)
This week, I 'ave been mostly listening to:
Public Service Broadcast #2 and #3; Rage Against The Machine, The Battle Of Los Angeles; Graham Coxon, Happiness In Magazines; Ash, Meltdown; Seafood, As The Cry Flows; The Hold Steady, Almost Killed Me; Les Savy Fav, Inches; Kaito, Band Red....and my Dad's old Roxy Music LPs.