The background colour is arsehole, apparently. Best not ask. What follows is as sane as a fish in a privet bush.

You shouldn't be able to see this. If you do discover it, it's nothing special and you don't get a prize. Sorry, but that's life. You get your hopes up then it all turns into a pile of poo. It could be worse, your bum might drop off...

Or you might have your genitals boiled. Which is worse? I don't care, I just can't work out how to put a space here, so you get invisible writing.

***Update: Albums and singles are now divided! Plus there's been a few reviews added since the last update. Public Service Broadcast #2 and #3 reviews in the Public Service Broadcast section. Plus everything else has been updated in a few ways here and there. It's still shit, mind!***

Welcome to Calculated Risks, my attempt at a Jetplane Landing fansite! I'm sorry, but my html is limited to what's here, because the booklet I got from back in 6th Form telling me more has been lost forever in my room somewhere. So this is all made by cutting and pasting from what I managed at 6th Form (an old F1 site that still exists on a hard drive somewhere). Oh, and I don't know how to change fonts, so you're stuck with Times New Roman. Sorry. And I know the colours are horrific, but I like it that way!

Throughout this site you'll find a variety of Jetplane related stuff: News, tour dates and reviews (CD and gig). Plus there's reviews of other music (including the Public Service Broadcast compilations) in the form of album/mini-album and singles/E.P. sections, plus the odd link or two.

Should anyone wish to e-mail me, use: lord_of_silliness@yahoo.co.uk ---------- No spam (unless it's in a tin) or pornography, please.

Latest Jetplane News

Discography and My CD Reviews

Current Tour and Gig Reviews

Public Service Broadcast Index

Albums in 2003

So Far In 2004....

Some Sites of Interest (or not)

Well Done To...

This week, I 'ave been mostly listening to:

Public Service Broadcast #2 and #3; Rage Against The Machine, The Battle Of Los Angeles; Graham Coxon, Happiness In Magazines; Ash, Meltdown; Seafood, As The Cry Flows; The Hold Steady, Almost Killed Me; Les Savy Fav, Inches; Kaito, Band Red....and my Dad's old Roxy Music LPs.

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