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Bristolian Reds Reunited. I vote we should get the REDS website back up and running, especially the Rant board which I think we all agree is funnier than a Jim Davidson DVD. All photos and messages sent to the webmaster will be put up! So watch out for the paps! Cheers!

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The end of the season meant presentation night (of sorts) on Sunday 4th May. Due to the nature of the season, there was no Player of the Year but the following players picked up the worthy titles of:

Top Goalscorer: Les Trott

Goal of the Season: Sean Breddy

Ugly Player of the Year: Simon Hutton (retains trophy)

Best Look-a-like: Sean Breddy for Toff Tim (from Big Brother)

Best Rant: Dave Ware

Manager of the Year: Les Trott (Whetto)

A great time was had by all.

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Its the end of Bristolian Reds as we know it... and I feel fine. See Les' final comments

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A day out in Boston and Mansfield... see the story in pictures here

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'Where Are They Now?

Informing the fans where ex-Reds players are now...

Part 1 Chris Dennett

Part 2 Chris Duhn

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It has come to the clubs attention that a minority of the teams players, including much of the team's backline, were seen drinking heavily out on saturday when the club had a game on the sunday morning. The papparazzi got wind of this debauchery and snapped two members of the guilty party looking in a decidely 'boozed' state. A spokesman for the club this morning issued a statment: "In light of the photographic evidence, the REDS management has launched a full enquiry into this regretful incident, and should the players be found guilty they will be disciplined in line with club policy (thought around two weeks wages). In no way does Bristolian Reds condone or will stand for this type of behaviour." One of the alleged 'boozers', bleary eyed Sean Breddy, declined to comment on the matter when questioned as he couldn't remember what happened during the night because he was far too p*ssed.

UPDATE: It has come to the management's attention that the last warning was not heeded. On wednesday night a member of the public photographed REDS players Sean Breddy and Mike White in a local inn with ex REDS players Jim Sibley and Daniel Ollis. It is alleged that the said contingent shouted out the answers to the pub quiz and consumed beverages stronger than shandy. In response to this second indiscretion, the club has issued a new drinking 'if you can't beat them, join them' policy.

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The REDS end of season party and presentation night was on Friday 10th May at the prestigious Harvesters restaurant. The following people scooped the silverware:

1 Player of the Year: Howard Parker

2 Player of the Year: Mike White

3 Player of the Year: Jim Sibley/Sean Breddy

Achievement: Paul Lewis

Top Goal Scorer: Simon Hutton

Double D Cup: Andy Fudge (for most Nancy Boy haircut)

Goal of the Season: Mike White

Ugly Player of the Year: Simon Hutton

Best Look-a-like: Jim Sibley (for Bagpuss)

Best Supporter: Big Mark

Most Injured: Lee Dolling

Congratulations to all the winners. A good night was had by all. A fitting event to end the season.

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If you would like to buy a fashionable Bristolian Reds top click here to go to the club shop.

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See the report on our team Xmas party held in Bristol on the 23rd of December by clicking here

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For amusement, REDS managment with supporters have compiled what we consider the worst REDS team ever

You can also see the team in its full glory by clicking here There's goals written all over it!!

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E-Mail: Mike White
Mike White / last revised 20th January 2003
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