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Introduction
hello and welcome to
quitefranklymydearimwankard an establishment where the elutriated journalistic
matter of the FT are unceremoniously ransacked weekly -[
click here to see the november collection of work ]- Also feast on a rather
generous sample of the alternative produce we have on offer by clicking on the
links below, please note the links are arranged in a table and may take a while
to load - well you should have bought a faster computer - now cry about that
fact ya big loser.
Huge update didn’t happen as Stu was too busy
paying a visit to Madam Palm and her 5 friendly daughters weren't you? You
titbisuit! –[ russ ]
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Editorial Preface
I find myself achieving an almost
transcendental state of apathy these days. Its getting to the point where I'm
finding it too much trouble to even carry on breathing. I take the in-breath
and then find myself thinking to myself "aaaaah bollocks, I really can't
be fucked with doing the whole out-breath thing", then everything goes
black and the next thing I know, I've generally got a paramedic standing over
me with a defibulator... Scary, I know...but apathy will do that to you.
Stu - [ the editor ]-
Who Are We?
We are a tribe of John Thomas keepers with
extra large goats heres a bit more detail about us
Ben > > the arch bishop of wetwank is
the prime suspect in the recent mystery genital scanning wave,when asked about
his genitals he replied with 'those men wanted to have sex with me' ben is the
oldest and most wrinkled of the team. He also has crabs and has been known to
suck cock and call women 'fish bits'. His nob is small, bent and ugly and was
named france's most popular family landmark
Matt > > as the youngest member of the
team matt makes the tea, wanks your mother's tits, answers the phones, puts
money in the parking meters, pays the whores and sucks cock. Once photocopied
his genitals at a Christmas Shindig and then got pissed, told everyone about
his sexual shenanigans and threw up in my front room - [Russ].
Russ > > the infamous ex russian
underwear model who shits his pants regularly is currently home to a lovely
bouncing foetus and was once tracked down by two police helicopter's after he
violated a heron. Doesn't suck cock because he's a nice boy. He shags his
Grampy's arse though - [ russ ] - how dare you my Grampy's dead. -[ matt ]-
That's the problem you monstrosity to society!! - [ russ ] -AGE HAS NO
BOUNDARIES - according to your mum!
Stu > > responsible for almost every
arse ransacking so far plus innumerable broken lesbian hearts -[ editor's
note]- yes its true i'm a real slag!Guess what? He sucks cock, among other
things; including fiddling with monkey nuts and other peoples hanging bollocks
of babylon. His nob is non-existent
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