Thursday, March 30, 2006
posted by Chris at 02:12 0 comments
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
It's been a while...
Happy new year and all that shit...but I thought I'd just like to express some hatred. This time directed in the direction of ITV2 and Ashley Judd. Why is it that ITV2 will show the same films multiple times in a given period (such as Double Jeopardy 3 times in 3 weeks), they'll even show films at 1am, then at a prime time slot the next/same day (depending on what angle you take). Anyway, yeah, Ashely Judd is a stupid whore, I hate her and everyone else should hate her. She's on the Random Balls blacklist because she bugs me. And she must bug you too:
Note the matching nose, eyes, teeth, smile and expression. Freaky! No?
Note the matching nose, eyes, teeth, smile and expression. Freaky! No?
posted by Chris at 21:23 0 comments
Monday, November 21, 2005
What the fuck is all that below you may ask. No idea. Ed's crappy boring and uninspiring rants truly are crap. It's all a disgrace to the Internet, what a l337 rat. His administrative privileges have been stripped from his account as I contemplate deleting all of the prior shit.
posted by Chris at 23:33 1 comments
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
NO WAI!!!
Holy Raptor Jesus!
It's the REAL Teh Turtle!
It's the REAL Teh Turtle!
posted by Ed at 19:00 0 comments
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
So, just WHAT has Larry been up to?
Yeah, bitches. Yeah.
posted by Ed at 23:14 0 comments
Chris recommends Garden State to everyone.
Well, Ed certainly has been busy posting away recently. So I thought I'd better keep up appearences and type something at least.
Well, what to say...I can't think of anything remotely interesting. Uni is as Uni is. You go. You drink a lot. You meet a whole lot of new people. And they probably hate you because you met them when you're drunk and being an arsehole. But that doesn't matter because they're all drunk anyway and don't remember.
This place is great, for any of you silly bastards who didn't go, and don't plan to go. You are silly bastards and missing out.
Finally, just a quick warning. NEVER EVER have the food or beer from Riley's. At least not the Guildford one. I've never been so repulsed in my life.
Well, what to say...I can't think of anything remotely interesting. Uni is as Uni is. You go. You drink a lot. You meet a whole lot of new people. And they probably hate you because you met them when you're drunk and being an arsehole. But that doesn't matter because they're all drunk anyway and don't remember.
This place is great, for any of you silly bastards who didn't go, and don't plan to go. You are silly bastards and missing out.
Finally, just a quick warning. NEVER EVER have the food or beer from Riley's. At least not the Guildford one. I've never been so repulsed in my life.
posted by Chris at 21:19 0 comments
Monday, October 24, 2005
HAY ED MONIES PLZ
Today Ando asked me to lend him 550 quid so he could buy satellite navigation for his car.
When telling him my student loan could no way afford to have that big a chunk ripped out of it, I was informed to get a job because it brings in an extra 300 quid a month.
...
Yeah, that's it.
When telling him my student loan could no way afford to have that big a chunk ripped out of it, I was informed to get a job because it brings in an extra 300 quid a month.
...
NO.
Yeah, that's it.
