Tara Palmer Tomkinson!!


Whip me with your mouse pointer... and watch me dance, darling! Oooh yeah! Do it, honey!

Ode To Tara Palmer Tomkinson

Tara Palmer is THE bitch.
She's the best - you get my pitch?
Tara Palmer is my queen
She makes me want to spooge my cream.

I'd love to suck her perky nips
And remove her panties with small rips.
I want to impale her on my nob
And shoot boy custard in her gob.

Her boobs are small but firm and tight.
I'd like to jiz them both tonight
And have her lick my helmet clean
While my finger tosses off her bean.

Then I'd open up her long legs wide
And push my cannon deep inside
And with her moaning to and fro
I'd take her doggy like a ho,

Fill her pussy up with cum
Ride her hard and slap her bum.
She might be posh, she might be rich -
But deep at heart she's a dirty bitch.

Another Ode To Tara Palmer Tomkinson

Tara Palmer Tomkinson - Harvey Nicks goddess!
I like you best
When you're undressed
And your stature is immodest.

Tara Palmer Tomkinson - as rich as you are leggy!
Your boobs are small
But on my balls
They'd soon get big and smeggy.

Tara Palmer Tomkinson - with bot so small and firm!
Your smooth tight cheeks
Can stop the leaks
When you get filled with sperm.

Tara Palmer Tomkinson - posh TV hooker hit!
I'd like to spoon
Your unplundered womb
And munch upon your clit.

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