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29/06/03 Myself and Dave would like to take this opportunity to thank somebody for sumtin'. That's u, u stupid noggin eds'. Thanks 4 supporting the cause & keeping d seen alive!!!!! the lupas couldnt do it without people like..........................US! HA HA HA, u mudda.........fokers! 29/06/03 Due to advances in genetically engineered food's Oranges will now be red & taste like carrots!!!!!!!!! 29/06/03 WE NEED YOUR HELP! aS sum of you may of heard the Dodo is extinct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh help me lord lordy lord lord!
17/06/03- tWO OF THE FOUR UMPA LUMPAS IN CAPTIVITY AT LONDON ZOO, TODAY HAVE ESACPED. gARRY& GUSS THE TWO RAREIST LUMPAS, FROM KOREA, WERE SEEN CLIMBING OVER THE WALL OF THEIR ENCLOSURE WITH THE HELP OF FELLO INMATES THE PAPERCLIP MONKEYS. eXPERTS HAVE ADVISED PEOPLE NOT TO APPROACH THESE RARE CREATURES, POSSIBLE DAMMAGE TO GROIN MAY OCCUR. 06/6/96
fIVE UMPA LUMA'S WERE KILLED TODAY IN A TRAGIC ACCIDENT INVOLVING A CHICKEN AND A STREAM ROLER. 19/03/1862 lAST WEEK THE KING OF THE LUMPAS ANNOCED THAT HE IS 99% PLASTIC. tHE REMAINING 1% IS MOSTLE LAYTEX. 15/7/400b.c gARY GLITER HAS DEINED ALL ALLIGATIONS
OF LUMPA FONDLEING.
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