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b e a R D O F B E E s
this will just be fun on this page - no rhyme or reason
here are some fun images:
me at Andrew WK's first ever gig in Britain- I'm the one trying to grab his cock!
me and my doctor mates drinking absinthe - with captions by Tej
the sexiest actress ever - Pam Grier - still gorgeous
Elvis dressed as a Native American
some production shots - 1 2 3 - from Tinselboys Productions proposed first movie, Gone the Wrong Way (props to Jamie)
a statuette of Jesus playing American football
a flyer - front back - I did for Quiz Club, which never really got off the ground
a picture of Jimmy Hill that looks like my friend Fowler
a very funny thing from unnovations.com
a spoof picture of Che Wilson, honest toiler at Bristol Rovers, which I made
an All Your Base spoof wot I did
the original All Your Base in case it comes back into fashion
a picture of a nice pub, the Brickie in Whorexton
a not very funny ShoHo pisstake I made