Neural Core

How Alien Are You?

1. You're stranded on a desert island, but you know you'll be okay as long as you have remembered to bring:

your qualta blade
water purifier and a swiss army knife
your teeth and a maternal instinct

2. Your hand is trapped under debris and the enemy is fast approaching. You:

beg for mercy and hope they take pity
lop it off - a new one will soon grow back
salivate
remain still and blend into the background. They will not see you.

3. At the supermarket, you realise you don't have enough money to pay for what you want. What do you do?

Blow the place up.
Pocket everything and leave without paying. This whole planet belongs to you anyway.
Put everything back and leave.

4. Psychic powers are:

a myth.
being used to manipulate mankind.
wasted on the young.

5. Sex is for :

the propagation of the species.
lower forms of life.
keeping warm.

6. The gene pool:

must be preserved at all costs.
needs to be closed for chlorination.
is where you used to work before this assignment.

7. A spaceship should be:

sleek, shiny, and capable of at least warp 6.
for life, not just for seasonal festivals.
coming for you soon.
unneccessary.

8. It's your ambition to:

wipe out all other forms of life.
rule the galaxy.
get a pad in the country, some dogs, maybe a squirrel.
one day use a tin-opener.
boldly go where no-one has gone before.

9. You'll never understand people. They are :

so greedy, and mindlessly destructive of the environment.
so difficult to pair with a good wine.
stupid.
curiously reluctant to upgrade their wetware. A few more eyes or mouths wouldn't go amiss.
really itchy to wear.

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